There's this new-fangled stuff I'm totally addicted to. It's called sunscreen and you can even put it on your face! It will keep your freshly-Botoxed face smooth and free of a TAN (that sun-darkening habit you had in the 80's and 90's that you thought made you look sexy, and like every.single.thing you ever did because you thought it would make you look sexy, it actually destroys you? yeah). This Skinceuticals is my favorite because it's SPF 50 and it's even tinted so it acts as the perfect primer to my face powder. I'm even getting used to the slight sunscreen smell.
I swear, I feel like I'm growing.
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